The cone of shame
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if every instinct I’ve ever had has been wrong…what would happen if I did the opposite?
(via fuckyeahdementia)
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
love letter to plywood
Start using these Whoopity Scoot
1. Stew the Dishrag
2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch
3. Vomiting One’s Toenails
4. On the Carpet
5. Sonofabitch Stew
6. Democrat Hound
7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight
9. Buck Beer
10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole
11. Whoopity Scoot
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Make Google Translate Beat-Box for you:
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Pick German as the ‘from’ language; Press the ‘Listen’-button
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building on cheese tessellation, sandwich artists make advancements in meat distribution
Mathematical breakdown of Pizza
(thanks to Melbourne University Mathematics and Statistics Society)
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Pulp Fiction
1. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold - “I Knew a Woman” by Theodore Roethke
I knew a woman, lovely in...